Friday, November 12, 2004

Auld Lang Syne Me Up for Gold's Gym

The new year is coming so rather than waiting for New Years Eve to make some goals that will be kept for, at the longest, two months, I am starting now. This way In two months when we ring in the new year I may have accomplished some of the goals I made today. Brilliant, eh? The following goals must be completed by December 31st, 2004.

1. Update my blog at least three times a week.

2. Get a double A on an advanced four foot level of Dance Dance Revolution.

3. Stop playing Dance Dance Revolution.

4. Sucessfully upgrade to the top bunk without my roommate who currently resides there noticing.

5. Abolish tunnel singing.

6. Finish this semester of school. (I am hoping this one will take care of itself.)

7. Be kind to EVERYONE who lives in my apartment even if they do think I'm fat.

8. Write a thank you note to my high school chemisty teacher. She is the reason I might be passing Physical Science.

9. Learn to tell the difference between John Romita Jr. and Alex Ross so Rob will respect me.

10. Start doing my Art History reading in stead of blogging.

See you in 2005!

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

A is for I just bombed a test.

dance dance.




sickly son.

understands us,
Vick. Vick Vapor. Vick's Vapor

Yo, Yes, Yum.

Zooper Zupper.

Hope these gils turn into lungs soon.

Monday, November 01, 2004

Oh, Go Soak Your Fat Head

Here are ten things that upset me this week. Perhaps next week I won't care.

10. Backpacks with wheels. I know they seemed like a good idea when they first came out but...No, they were never a good idea.

9. Students at my school who dress up for Halloween but then decide they aren't cool enough to dress up so they walk around with their heads down all day. Didn't your learn your lesson last year, Arwen?

8. (Can I change this to something I loved this week?) The electric wheel chair commercial where the couple is sitting on the edge of the grand canyon in their Jazzies! Wow, that made my week. I can scarcely write for laughing. What a fine joke.

7. Western Family Corn Chex Cereal. It's not even trying to taste good.

6. Gilmore Girls. I wish I could like it but I just hate it so much. While my roommates watch it and laugh and bond and make memories, I sit in my room and fingerpaint in the dark.

5. Dramamine. It costs almost four bucks and you only get eight tablets.

4. There's only one thing I hate more than German art: Neoclassical German art.

3. Green peppers. Why eat green when you can eat red.

2. My green wool sweater when it gets wet. I don't know what's wrong but when it gets rained on it smells like wheat grass.

1. Halloween on Sunday.