Tuesday, December 07, 2004

I done ate me a black cat under a salty ladder

So I've had a bit of bad luck as of late.

1. Our car spun off the road coming down Provo Canyon killing two bald eagles.

2. My head went through my apartment wall leaving an expensive looking hole.

3. I was mugged on the street and all they took were my wisdom teeth.

4. Mice ate my "Babies First Christmas" ornament.

5. I told my boss off at work and now I'll never become homecoming queen, I mean a senior operator.

6. I didn't get accepted into my dad's study abroad

7. I wrote a letter to food telling it why we couldn't be friends anymore and it wrote back.

If anyone finds my teeth on Ebay, put in a good bid for me!